he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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