Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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