Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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