I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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