Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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