So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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