What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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