I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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