I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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