Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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