What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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