i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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