remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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