He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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