if you like me you must not know who I am
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i came on her dog
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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