Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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