yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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