I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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