i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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