Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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