It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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