Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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