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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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