I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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