I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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