That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
send nudes
from the living room?
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