Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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