i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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