But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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