she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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