But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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