I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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