READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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