I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
soo... how was my night?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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