I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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