it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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