i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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