Im at strip club and am horny
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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