You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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