no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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