Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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