had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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