if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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