So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Couch. On fire.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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