I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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