I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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