I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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