Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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