according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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