Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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