Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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