You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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