what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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