At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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