we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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