What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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