Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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