I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
