Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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